Because shipping is hilarious.Tumblr (3.0; @crackstuck)http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ae39d2b27870ddd666dcd02d4c3d205/tumblr_mmyzjaSuZP1qhe8mzo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/50692775934/yo-canalsobemoe">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yo canalsobemoe.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/50706660492http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/50706660492Sat, 18 May 2013 00:43:43 -0400jade harleykarkat vantaskanaya maryamjade/kanaya/karkatoh man i reblogged to a diff tumblr all accidental-likew/e bask in it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4x7jikra1qib6b6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://canalsobemoe.tumblr.com/post/36653741019/put-your-lips-on-me-and-i-can-live-underwater">canalsobemoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>Put your lips on me</em><br/><em>and I can live <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUFvcZGOHPI">underwater</a></em></p> </blockquote> <p>For about three seconds, I thought about not crack-shipping, but where’s the fun in that o:</p> <p>Procrastination painting. I’ll probably finish it, it’s so dang close.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/36671821208http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/36671821208Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:11:11 -0500homestuckjane crockerfeferi peixesjane/feferi<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabtlvm26r1qhe8mzo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/31528204015/for-the-record-solluxs-dress-is-intentionally">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For the record: Sollux’s dress is intentionally hideous.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/31529171652http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/31529171652Fri, 14 Sep 2012 13:18:09 -0400grimdork tech supportboyfriends in dressesjohn egbertrose lalondeSollux Captor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5qctcsGe1qhe8mzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/31312492263/and-then-john-gets-flung-across-the-room-with">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And then John gets flung across the room with psionics. Romance.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/31312545498http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/31312545498Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:24:05 -0400john/solluxjohn egbertSollux Captor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7oi36stYE1qhe8mzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/28150648885/30-day-homestuck-challenge-day-26-auspistice">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hk-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/26251968026/would-you-like-to-spend-a-month-just-doing">30 Day Homestuck Challenge</a></p> <p>day 26: auspistice</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/28268360655http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/28268360655Sun, 29 Jul 2012 11:57:46 -040030 day challengehomestuckdirk striderrose lalondekanaya maryamart stuffq<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7llxiv2oQ1qhe8mzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/28079436409/30-day-homestuck-challenge-day-25-moirails">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hk-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/26251968026/would-you-like-to-spend-a-month-just-doing">30 Day Homestuck Challenge</a></p> <p>day 25: moirails</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/28201246647http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/28201246647Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:54:10 -0400jade/eridanjade harleyeridan amporaq<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lhynE2BZ1qhe8mzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/28006119453/30-day-homestuck-challenge-day-24-kismesises">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hk-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/26251968026/would-you-like-to-spend-a-month-just-doing">30 Day Homestuck Challenge</a></p> <p>day 24: Kismesises</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/28130684494http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/28130684494Fri, 27 Jul 2012 11:54:43 -0400davesprite/nepetanepeta leijondavespriteq<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jlniI5721qhe8mzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>John stop trying to look seductive.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jlph1r271qgb4ye.gif"/></p> <p>no. john. stop.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25230168433http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25230168433Sat, 16 Jun 2012 11:59:21 -0400john/solluxjohn egbertSollux Captorq<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n0mcHlg71qhe8mzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n0mcHlg71qhe8mzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n0mcHlg71qhe8mzo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/21278460024/it-would-be-a-lot-of-snark-at-john-and-him-picking">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It would be a lot of snark at John and him picking them up and laughing about it.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25162962269http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25162962269Fri, 15 Jun 2012 11:58:15 -0400john egbertrose lalondeSollux Captorjohn/rose/solluxgrimdork tech supportq<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pcm0bjq41qhe8mzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pcm0bjq41qhe8mzo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/23891442986/john-and-sollux-send-her-numerous-pictures-through">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>John and Sollux send her numerous pictures through out the day. When Rose finally gets home the beards and wands are hidden away, they refuse to get them out again.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25137057696http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25137057696Thu, 14 Jun 2012 23:17:00 -0400John/Rose/SolluxSollux Captorgrimdork tech supportjohn egbertrose lalondewizard yaoisRose Lalonde has the best boyfriendsRose Lalond has the worst boyfriends<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5n20bvDnd1qib6b6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://canalsobemoe.tumblr.com/post/25136454160/yeah-im-never-finishing-this-all-aboard-the">canalsobemoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yeah, I’m never finishing this.</p> <p>All aboard the S.S. Grimdork Tech Support, leaving harbor exactly two months ago, choo choo!</p> <p>Ah, my first contribution to that <a href="http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/">shipping blog</a> <a href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/">mustachioedoctopus</a> and I run.</p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25136498335http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/25136498335Thu, 14 Jun 2012 23:08:11 -0400john egbertrose lalondesollux captorgrimdork tech support<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m295crLg9n1r9gn9ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/20832517668http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/20832517668Tue, 10 Apr 2012 03:12:27 -0400jade harleyeridan amporajade/eridan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvltshm6M1r9gn9ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Pale Jade/Eridan is the most adorable and surprisingly functional crack ship.</p>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/18165784479http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/18165784479Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:34:39 -0500Jade HarleyEridan AmporaJade/Eridanhomestuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz638z3T1w1r9gn9ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What if Karkat and Vriska got into fights all the time and had to bail each other out and were the best worst moirails?</p> <p>What. If.</p>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/17364382750http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/17364382750Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:53:00 -0500karkat vantasVriska Serketkarkat/vriskaTrigger warning: blood<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjtfzhwIe1qhe8mzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mustachioedoctopus.tumblr.com/post/16685619720/gamzee-voice-headcanon">mustachioedoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdtehRUfzWc&ob=av3e">Gamzee voice headcanon</a></p> </blockquote>http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/16686054145http://crackstuck.tumblr.com/post/16686054145Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:28:00 -0500gamzee/nepetanepeta leijongamzee makara